

Once, he writes in his new book, “Modern Romance,” a would-be girlfriend’s failure to respond to his effortfully insouciant text sent him spinning helplessly into a “tornado of panic and hurt and anger.” He knows how unpleasant it is to stare impotently at a screen waiting for a message that never arrives, how undignified it is to apply a French deconstructionist’s fervor to the analysis of an illiterate string of unpunctuated words. text from a crush whose only communication after three days of silence reads, in its entirety, “wsup.”Īziz Ansari feels your pain. You think you’re a reasonable person suddenly, you’re obsessing over how to respond properly to a 2 a.m. One minute, it’s a blameless communication device the next, it’s a toxic incubator of second-guessing and self-loathing.


Everyone with a cellphone and a romantic life knows how swiftly and viciously the phone can turn against you.
